her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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