She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Come share oat with me in your robe
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Randomize
