they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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