dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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