you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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