no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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