1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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