Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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