Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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