BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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