She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
do herpes really smell.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
