when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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