i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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