butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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