All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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