Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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