scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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