I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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