Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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