No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
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