end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
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I need you to use more vowels.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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