Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
What's dad's email?
[email protected]
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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