Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
