I think im going to throw up on grandma
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
The struggles of a small town man whore
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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