isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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