i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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