Well douche your snatch and let's go!
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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