we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Randomize
