no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
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