Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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