Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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