what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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