what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Randomize
