Me. At least after what I've been through.
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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