She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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