The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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