new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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