...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I know her cup size but not her name....
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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