So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
Randomize
