maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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