But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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