Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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