thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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