look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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