Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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