You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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