Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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