yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Dear god my vagina.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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