I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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