I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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